Title: One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify
Author: Thomas Patrick Levy
Published: <strong>2018 年 5 月 22 日</strong>
Last modified: 2018 年 5 月 24 日

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搜索插件

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772x250.jpg?rev=1880420)

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# One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify

 作者：[Thomas Patrick Levy](https://profiles.wordpress.org/thomasplevy/)

[下载](https://downloads.wordpress.org/plugin/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify.0.0.3.zip)

 * [详情](https://cn.wordpress.org/plugins/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/#description)
 * [评价](https://cn.wordpress.org/plugins/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/#reviews)
 *  [安装](https://cn.wordpress.org/plugins/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/#installation)
 * [开发进展](https://cn.wordpress.org/plugins/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/#developers)

 [支持](https://wordpress.org/support/plugin/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/)

## 描述

### ~_~_~_~_~ 󠀁[SEE A LIVE DEMO](http://grumpy-tapir.w5.wpsandbox.pro/)󠁿 ~_~_~_~_~

Do you remember the good-old days of AOL Hometown, Yahoo Geocities, and Angelfire
by whoever the heck made Angelfire?

Do you think back fondly on hours spent finding the coolest combination of fore-
and background colors for your instant messenger profile?

Do you ever wonder why no one talks about how Slack actually is a more advanced 
version of CompuServe chatrooms?

If you answered with a resounding ~-~-~- YES -~-~-~ to any of these questions you
may just need to install One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify for your next
WordPress site so that you can experience all the parts of the greatest era on the
internet presented in modern, semantic, HTML5, Javascript, and CSS3.

Welcome back all those glorious scrolling marquees, animated cursor tails, rotating
menu items, and so much more.

## 安装

#### Minimum System Requirements

 * A solid understanding that this is a real plugin
 * PHP 7.2 is life but it’ll probably work on 5.6 (or even 5.3 if you’re really 
   into living in the past).
 * MariaDB. Who knows what MySQL even is anymore, am I right?
 * WordPress 4.9.5 or later because I’m seriously not going to boot up an old version
   or look through the codex for minimum support here.

#### Installation Instructions

 1.  Post your email address to the support forums here with the topic “Installation
     Assistance”
 2.  Wait 3 – 48 weeks and you’ll receive an email with the subject line “[One Thousand
     Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify] Teh Next Steps”
 3.  In this email you’ll find a link to a Google Map
 4.  Sometime in the next 2 – 6 weeks travel to this location. Plan to arrive between
     9am – 5pm.
 5.  When you arrive there will be a dog in the front yard running back and forth and
     barking like crazy. Don’t worry she’s actually pretty nice when you get to know
     her (but you won’t get to know her).
 6.  Don’t leave. After a few minutes a man will hear the dog and come outside squinting.
     He’ll be wearing sweat pants or basketball shorts and he may be wearing a shirt.
     He’ll say “BOOTY! That’s ENOUGH!”
 7.  The dog will look at him and then look at you and then bark a bit more before 
     she turns away and enters the house.
 8.  The man will say “Sorry about her. Can I help you?”
 9.  You should reply “I would like to install One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-
     Nineify on my WordPress website”
 10. He’ll nod and ask you to wait a minute. Stay on the sidewalk. You can lean against
     the fence if you want. Do not enter the yard.
 11. After a few minutes he’ll return and hand you a USB stick.
 12. You should thank him but you don’t have to.
 13. Return to your computer.
 14. Plug the USB stick into a USB drive.
 15. Open the ‘README.txt’ file
 16. Follow the instructions contained therein to continue the installation process

## 常见问题

  Installation Instructions

#### Minimum System Requirements

 * A solid understanding that this is a real plugin
 * PHP 7.2 is life but it’ll probably work on 5.6 (or even 5.3 if you’re really 
   into living in the past).
 * MariaDB. Who knows what MySQL even is anymore, am I right?
 * WordPress 4.9.5 or later because I’m seriously not going to boot up an old version
   or look through the codex for minimum support here.

#### Installation Instructions

 1.  Post your email address to the support forums here with the topic “Installation
     Assistance”
 2.  Wait 3 – 48 weeks and you’ll receive an email with the subject line “[One Thousand
     Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify] Teh Next Steps”
 3.  In this email you’ll find a link to a Google Map
 4.  Sometime in the next 2 – 6 weeks travel to this location. Plan to arrive between
     9am – 5pm.
 5.  When you arrive there will be a dog in the front yard running back and forth and
     barking like crazy. Don’t worry she’s actually pretty nice when you get to know
     her (but you won’t get to know her).
 6.  Don’t leave. After a few minutes a man will hear the dog and come outside squinting.
     He’ll be wearing sweat pants or basketball shorts and he may be wearing a shirt.
     He’ll say “BOOTY! That’s ENOUGH!”
 7.  The dog will look at him and then look at you and then bark a bit more before 
     she turns away and enters the house.
 8.  The man will say “Sorry about her. Can I help you?”
 9.  You should reply “I would like to install One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-
     Nineify on my WordPress website”
 10. He’ll nod and ask you to wait a minute. Stay on the sidewalk. You can lean against
     the fence if you want. Do not enter the yard.
 11. After a few minutes he’ll return and hand you a USB stick.
 12. You should thank him but you don’t have to.
 13. Return to your computer.
 14. Plug the USB stick into a USB drive.
 15. Open the ‘README.txt’ file
 16. Follow the instructions contained therein to continue the installation process

  How will One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify make my website the coolest
website on the web?

One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify has several tools you will utilize 
to make your website the coolest website on the web:

 1. Mouse Trails: Never let a visitor lose track of their cursor again!
 2. Scrolling Marquees: A shortcode to let you highlight content `[marquee]PLEASE WATCH
    ME SCROLL ACROSS THE SCREEN BEACUSE I'M IMPORTANT[/marquee]`
 3. A widget to help highlight your email address
 4. A widget to track and share site visitors
 5. An option to replace all “S” characters on posts and pages with the sickest “S”
    there is (the “Cool S”)

**NOTE: All or some of these tools may not exist or function.**

## 评价

此插件暂无评价。

## 贡献者及开发者

「One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify」是开源软件。 以下人员对此插件做出
了贡献。

贡献者

 *   [ Thomas Patrick Levy ](https://profiles.wordpress.org/thomasplevy/)

[帮助将「One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nineify」翻译成简体中文。](https://translate.wordpress.org/projects/wp-plugins/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify)

### 对开发感兴趣吗?

您可以[浏览代码](https://plugins.trac.wordpress.org/browser/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/)，
查看[SVN仓库](https://plugins.svn.wordpress.org/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/)，
或通过[RSS](https://plugins.trac.wordpress.org/log/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/?limit=100&mode=stop_on_copy&format=rss)
订阅[开发日志](https://plugins.trac.wordpress.org/log/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/)。

## 更新日志

#### v0.0.3 – 2018-05-23

 * Added stat counter widget!
 * Added customizer controls for contact widget size & color
 * Chaged default color of mouse trails feature

#### v0.0.2 – 2018-05-22

 * Added spinning @ symbol widget

#### v0.0.1 – 2018-05-18

Like a true 90s kid I’m submitting this only moments before the submission deadline.
Long live procrastination

 * Initial release
 * Marquee shortcode
 * Mouse trail customizer options

## 额外信息

 *  版本 **0.0.3**
 *  最后更新：**8 年前**
 *  活跃安装数量 **不到10**
 *  WordPress 版本 ** 4.9.5 或更高版本 **
 *  已测试的最高版本为 **4.9.34**
 *  PHP 版本 ** 7.1 或更高版本 **
 *  语言
 * [English (US)](https://wordpress.org/plugins/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/)
 * 标签
 * [awesome](https://cn.wordpress.org/plugins/tags/awesome/)
 *  [高级视图](https://cn.wordpress.org/plugins/one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-nineify/advanced/)

## 评级

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## 贡献者

 *   [ Thomas Patrick Levy ](https://profiles.wordpress.org/thomasplevy/)

## 支持

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## 捐助

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